when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
If I ever get on some tv show or movie I’m counting on yall to write the dirtiest, smuttiest fanfiction your minds can summon and ship me with multiple characters and you better draw the most pornographic fanart ever created cuz I am counting on you
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.