Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
Deleted scenes from the Thor: The Dark World script #1
INT. THRONE ROOM—NIGHT
Odin, weary, surveys the damage and debris. An Einherjar guard approaches.
Einherjar guard: Sire… Shall we tell the prisoner?
Odin: (sternly) If we must. Tell him, “The Qu—
A pause. The Allfather’s gaze softens.
Odin: Tell him… Tell him his mother has died.
so and why was that not in the damn film … one frickin line
Ok, wow. “Qu—” no, “his mother”. That’s really important, that change. It shows that Odin still has emotions for Loki. DAMN YOU, MARVEL!
I can’t handle my feels
(Source: deleted-movie-lines, via hobbit-darling)
today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
I want to dress nice and go on adventures, take lots of pictures and sleep outside. I want to listen to old songs and run aimlessly like I just don’t give a fuck. I want to braid my hair and make flower crowns, I want to skinny dip-a lot. I don’t want to be late for buses or appointments or school. I want to learn but in the most practical ways that don’t involve buildings and deadlines.
(Source: bohemianist.com, via jawsdun)