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Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.

Posted on May 7, 2013 via 2000% Masato with 59,121 notes
Source: masasexual
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#that is a human as a rat as a cup
That was a long 12 years for Wormtail.
Posted on May 7, 2013 via victory with 45,005 notes
Source: harpotter
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the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is evidence enough that maybe the current state of sex education is a bit awful
Posted on May 7, 2013 via Patchwork Happiness with 8,941 notes
Source: iseeavoice
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dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
Welcome to my life.
you’re a member of the banana mafia?? FUCK i’m out
Posted on May 7, 2013 via FEIJOA APPRECTIATION BLOG with 135,993 notes
Source: meladoodle
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Posted on May 7, 2013 via dwight you ignorant slut with 3,111 notes
Source: takeafuckingsh0wer
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This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.
Accuracy: You’re doing it right.
Posted on May 7, 2013 via Mystra with 66,505 notes
Source: hannibalthecanibal
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Posted on May 7, 2013 via just a lonely star with 153 notes
Source: fueledbyrain
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the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Posted on May 7, 2013 via a-little-insane with 184,235 notes
Source: a-little-insane
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Posted on May 7, 2013 via save rock and roll with 409 notes
Source: hellyeahfalloutboy
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Gerard Way being Gerard Way
(via wearypansy)
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now that the band is over i’ve found the new perfect job for gerard: become a model.
i mean come on guys
we can’t ignore this

or tHIS


and dEFINITELY not his photogenic smile

pLEASE
(via wearypansy)
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my mum and i are watching hannibal and she’s like ‘he looks really creepy’ and i’m like ‘omg it doesn’t even look like it’d taste nice, look at the texture of it, ugh’
two types of people -
He put a rose on his…
belt
crotch
you meant crotch
Posted on May 7, 2013 via with 3,505 notes
Source: jettblackfeeling
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SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?
he keeps calling me daddy.
i am a female.
i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the same house a a four year old serial killer.
are you my daddy?

(via whitedenimjacket)
Posted on May 7, 2013 via you've arrived at panic station with 41,197 notes
Source: phaandemonium
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what if you woke up and pete wentz was sitting cross-legged facing you on your bed and he said “damn kid you sleep a lot” and then walked out of the room
(via jackbarakatviolatedme)
Posted on May 7, 2013 via THE ZEPPELIN OF MIGHTY GARGANTUANESS with 4,637 notes
Source: gaydayparade

